At GMT -800, 6:54am, October 9th, 1988, a terrible force was unleashed unto the world.
Continuing now to rise both in power and havoc-wreaking potential, the force terrorises various locations of the Internet, and a few in England.
Guys I wasn't serious about getting gifts from y'all but I am mighty flattered indeed.
I've been out imbibing.
Going to bed now. HURRAY I'm 22,
AND A FORCE
TO BE RECKONED WITH